Manosphere blogger: “Feminism is a morbidly obese, sexually promiscuous, short-haired, tattooed, cussing beast whom no man can ever love or trust.”
Beta male oppressed by feminism.
Does anyone read newspaper comics any more? Does anyone even remember reading newspaper comics? One of the worst of the bunch is a mawkish little one-panel strip called “Love is …,” with a simple formula: a little drawing of a plump, happy, naked couple (minus sex organs), with a caption starting off with the words “love is.” The more popular strips were turned into greeting cards. I actually have an oil painting someone made of the Love is couple that I found in a thrift store for $1.47. The caption: “Love is … letting him win once in a while.”
The strip began in 1970, and the creator turned it over to the current writer and artist in 1975. I have no fucking idea how on earth he can come up with a new “love is” caption every day. His life must be some kind of existential hell. He must spend hours just staring out the window looking for inspiration. Love is … a dog taking a shit, no. Love is … a fat guy waiting for a bus … no. Love is … sitting alone in my underwear wondering what has gone wrong with my life.
Anyway, the reactionary Manosphere blogger Dicipres has decided to do a similar thing with the phrase “feminism is.” Only without the little naked couple. Here are some of his captions-without-pictures.
Feminism is a morbidly obese, sexually promiscuous, short-haired, tattooed, cussing beast whom no man can ever love or trust.
Feminism is a family which hates itself.
Feminism is a line drawn inside your home between you and your wife.
Feminism is a woman furious over ‘rape culture’ and who masturbates while fantasizing being beaten and raped. …
Feminism is a woman who cannot be loved anymore since she hates the domineering man she lusts and sexually despises the submissive man she likes.
Feminism is alimony and every other weekend
Feminism is a son hating his father
Feminism is equality as the only measure for progress of a society …
Feminism is a demographic annihilation due to low birth rates
Yeah. I don’t think any of those are going to work as greeting cards.
And what do these guys have against women with short hair?
Posted on November 26, 2013, in antifeminism, divorce, evil fat fatties, evil sexy ladies, evil short-haired women, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, patriarchy, rape culture, reactionary bullshit, red pill, straw feminists and tagged antifeminism, manosphere, misogyny. Bookmark the permalink. 239 Comments.
I meant technically they AREN’T XX or XY .(inter sexed)
Feminism is a woman retaining the right to say no sex EVEN though she made the mistake of marrying you .For whatever reason. And a really good reason is if she realizes you are an insensitive ass hole . And she can divorce your ass and not be trapped into sex bondage being legally raped.
I don’t think he would if she looks like Halle Berry or Princes Di and is willing to have sex with him.
Ooooh …you said a bad word ……I’m telling on you !
“Tattooed?” Check. “Obese?” Check. “Short hair?” Check. “Promiscuous?” Check. “Cussing?” Check.
Damn, he nailed me.
I AM FEMINISM.
::bows::
All hail La Strega!
And what a lovely face it is!
Behold! The fat, short-haired cussing beasts of feminism:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6QNoDzojjkw
Feminism might be a little bit overweight, but a cussing beast, it surely ain’t : feminism is the insecure girl who never found the courage to “speak up” whenever a guy said shit about women (or just expressed an opinion she disagreed with) and couldn’t help but remain silent, seething with rage. Eventually, she’s found an outlet for her anger on twitter where she can be the proud self-confident assertive cussing amazon who takes no shit from no wild dudebro she would like to be irl by participating (= by sending tweets in which she says that she’s angry, that she wants the guy to be fired and to have his balls chopped off) to the last harassment campaign launched by Jezebel against a guy who wrote something on the Internet.
If only there were more cussing beasts than frightened daddy’s girls out there, these kinds of wine-fueled debates we have during dinner parties would be more funny and more interesting, there would be less hysteria involved in the pubic debate, women would be more confident and less bitter, there would be less constipation issues : the world would be a better place to live in.
Ladies, help us create a better world : insult that big-mouthed guy you always wanted to slap who keep saying shit whenever an audience presents itself and let the Internet be what it should be, a place were the weirdos, the unemployed, the fanatics and the megalomaniacs from all over the world can ramble about stuff, tilt at imaginary windmills and occupy their time to meticulously solve problems which don’t exist.
You’re one to talk about rambling and solving nonexistent problems, Brz.
Also, you realize that feminism is a thing that happens off the Internet, right? Look at Wendy Davis!
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Given brz is a shit who doesn’t get out enough, it’s no wonder he’s worried about constipation issues.
Brz: fuck off. You and your faux French have not been missed.
I’m sorry, Brz, I couldn’t hear you, I’m too busy lusting domineering men.
Feminism is a line drawn inside your home between you and your wife.
The MRM is a line drawn down the Mississippi between men and women.
Oh man… this is great:
Paul really should retire and let John take over.
If you’re disappointed in Paul, feel better by listening to the epic JTO v. Manhood Academy debate.
I wonder what Elam thinks of that.
Brz is projecting. What else is new.
But where does that leave George and Ringo?
let the Internet be what it should be, a place were the weirdos, the unemployed, the fanatics and the megalomaniacs from all over the world can ramble about stuff, tilt at imaginary windmills and occupy their time to meticulously solve problems which don’t exist.
Says a dude on the internet.
Oh brz was that guy who faked being French? Lol
“feminism is the insecure girl who never found the courage to “speak up” whenever a guy said shit about women (or just expressed an opinion she disagreed with) and couldn’t help but remain silent, seething with rage. Eventually, she’s found an outlet for her anger on twitter where she can be the proud self-confident assertive cussing amazon who takes no shit from no wild dudebro she would like to be irl by participating (= by sending tweets in which she says that she’s angry, that she wants the guy to be fired and to have his balls chopped off) to the last harassment campaign launched by Jezebel against a guy who wrote something on the Internet.”
becoz feminism only exists and ever existed on the internets amirite
protip: try pulling this shit on arab feminists and they’ll cut your balls off
Fuck off, you bloviating asshole.
(Just taking your “advice”, ha ha.)
I notice the buzzing fly seems to have lost his French accent again.
“Boner, boner morning height,
In my bedroom in the night.
How can I make it go down?
When females won’t stay around?”
Burma Shave!
ALTERNATE JOKE;
Kick, punch, it’s all in the mind
If you want to test me, I’ll do ya fine
I’m the teacher
I’m sure to beat cha
‘Feminism is a woman furious over ‘rape culture’ and who masturbates while fantasizing being beaten and raped.’
I love this and agree with it totally. Dude was actually accidentally pretty right-on with that one.
Sure, SredniVashtar. Whatever.
And to think that I was accused* of not being able to tell fantasy and reality apart.:/
* for being a tabletop roleplayer, for liking anime, etc..
SredniVashtar, I fantasize about living in a giant motorhome and traveling the country. This doesn’t mean I ACTUALLY want to live in a giant motorhome. It DEFINITELY doesn’t mean I want some guy to FORCE me to live in a giant motorhome, cause me mental and physical damage to KEEP me in the motorhome, and then get self-righteous and whiny when I tell him that dammit, I don’t want to live in a giant motorhome!
Why is this so hard for people?
SredniVashtar, I think you need to clarify what you meant. The slimeball in the original post was pretty well showing he doesn’t get the difference between fantasising and reality, and that women are hypocrites for talking about the rape culture if they ever have rape fantasies. I’ve seen your comments before, I know you’re not trolling, but could you explain what you meant?
*and saying that women are hypocrites