MRA futurist: “We’re going to need litter boxes for women in the future.”
Unlike women, men never urinate outside. Except for this one dude.
Our dear friend over at the Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology blog is worried about filthy sluts. And when he says filthy, he means filthy: these are gals, he tells us, who quite literally “piss and take dumps everywhere but a toilet.”
To see examples of this new breed of sluts, he tells us, we need look no further than reality TV or any woman’s dorm:
There have been plenty of examples from Snooki of MTV’s Jersey Shore pissing outside like a pet to college chicks taking dumps in showers.
He’s also discovered evidence of this new filthy slut epidemic on the reality show Bad Girls Club Mexico, on which, much to his surprise, he recently witnessed one of the aforementioned “bad girls” acting in a manner that was, as they say in Newspeak, doubleplusungood. In one scene, he reports
one of the bad girls really has to piss. She’s in a limo with the other bad girls so she finds a bucket, pulls down her skirt, and pisses into the bucket. Later, when she exits the limo, she gives the piss filled bucket to some guy to deal with.
That last part is a very apt metaphor for how men have to clean up after women. Whether its men building plumbing systems to efficiently deal with waste, or having to deal with a bucket of women’s piss, it’s all the same.
Uh, have you ever visited a nursing home? Nearly 90 percent of direct-care workers, many of whom literally spend their days dealing with piss and shit, are women. Most of them earn less than $20,000 a year; many personal care aides earn only about half that.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to intrude upon this little fantasy of his with some actual, you know, facts. He continues:
Here we have another example of how a toilet is becoming a completely foreign object to women. Eventually, women will have no idea what a toilet is. We’re going to need litter boxes for women in the future. Women litter will be next to kitty litter in the grocery store.
Sorry, dude. The only ladies in my life who need a litter box are these gals here:
In a previous post on the epidemic of filthy sluttiness, Mr. Pro-Male/Anti-feminist Tech worried about encountering some of these dirty women himself:
In the future, this is going to be something I’m going to have to watch with my women. I naturally assumed that any woman I get now or in the future would know how to wash themselves since they are presumably functioning adults. This is no longer an assumption I can make. As soon as this starts being a problem, I’m heading back to being celibate. I’m not a cleanliness freak by a long shot, but this is seriously disgusting, and I don’t want to know what organisms are growing on these filthy sluts. I knew there would get to a point where I would be heading back to celibacy, but I didn’t think it would have to do with women having a lack of hygiene.
Happily, though, the (alleged) increasingly disgusting behavior of today’s women will have one very salutary side-effect: it will help to further the anti-feminist tech revolution.
This will add another reason for guys to use alternatives to women such as porn now and VR sex in the future. All of those “virtual women” know how to wash themselves. If things are going the way of women getting increasingly filthy, then it’s another reason that virtual women will be superior to real women.
Clean? Maybe. Safe? Never. Just wait until you go to the bathroom one morning and find a red ring of death on your penis.
Posted on September 12, 2012, in antifeminism, disgusting women, evil women, girl germs, MGTOW, misogyny, MRA, oppressed men, sexy robot ladies, urinals and tagged anti-feminism, men's rights, misogyny, public urination. Bookmark the permalink. 262 Comments.
this is kind of rich coming from the dude who flips the fuck out and has to act like a huge baby if anyone says anything even semi-critical of christianity.
Cue owly’s denied a job at PepsiCo story. How does he know that he was denied the job because he is a man? Because they told him so.
Yeah, and if a woman in a predominately male field of work makes a mistake, that proves she wasn’t qualified for the job, just a quota hire. If a man makes the same mistake, it’s because he’s human and making mistakes is normal.
Also, any incentives to try to help women enter predominately male professions do not overcome the extra challenges of trying to break into the good ol’ boy network.
Also: if they have to put in hiring quotas (although I did read this is actually illegal) then it would indicate that the default hiring practices of that industry are discriminatory against the group that are being quota’d.
you read correctly. contra owlslave, SCOTUS has ruled that hiring quotas are not an acceptable way of complying with anti-discrimination law
Yeah, and if a woman in a predominately male field of work makes a mistake, that proves she wasn’t qualified for the job, just a quota hire. If a man makes the same mistake, it’s because he’s human and making mistakes is normal.
Yeah, my dad is like an MRA casestudy, unfortunately, even though he’s generally a really good guy. He was truly fired from his job for doing the right thing (he found out the police department he worked at was corrupt and when he refused to participate in or hide unethical activities, he was forced out and then blacklisted in the field-they would literally show up in person to departments he applied to and lie about the reason he left the job), but instead of doing the logical thing and going, “Wow, the rich old white-guy club has truly fucked me over,” years of bitterness for being out of work turned into, “I would have gotten that job but they gave it to that black guy/woman/etc.” Even when I pointed out that Affirmative Action wasn’t even legal in our state anymore, he would not be budged.
I had hoped that after being hired again and working with very competant women and people of color (I mean, his best friend is black; their friendship is so thick that D. followed my dad from department to department to department over the last decade because he’d rather work with dad than anyone else) would show him how stupid he was being, but he still clings to this affirmative action bullshit. White guy gets angry and throws a temper tantrum at work, well, being a cop is stressful. Woman cries at work and she’s an affirmative action hire and would never have passed the psych exam or gotten promoted if she wasn’t a woman. White guy fucks up (and he works for some truly dumb people; I help out at the station and the stories I could tell…), that individual person is unqualified, but when the hispanic guy at work does something dumb, well, out comes the talk of quotas and PC hiring choices.
It drives me nuts because I love my dad and in other areas he’s a really great, compassionate, intelligent guy. But bitterness and hardship combined with conservative ideology (and the conservative media machine that just kept feeding him lies and more resentment over the years) turned him into someone I don’t even recognize sometimes. It’s sad. And infuriating. But I understand how guys who have been through dreadful divorces and such could turn out the same way…one part bitterness, one part conservative bent, add lies and constant reinforcement of your feelings and beliefs, mix well, and voila: MRA soup.
Is it just me, or does anyone else here find it hard to believe that any professional would ever tell someone “yeah sorry, you didn’t get the gig because we had to hire a way less qualified chick. Quotas man.” Even if that were the case (I’m dubious) any hiring manager worth their salt has to know that saying something like that is colossally fucking stupid. For starters, that’s the kind of shit that can start a law suit. That’s the kind of thing that results in bad publicity and, in extreme cases, I’d be worried it could be the sort of thing that could throw someone unstable over the edge. Hiring managers are supposed to make the hiring process (and not getting hired process) as smooth as possible so as to avoid conflicts and PR nightmares. Plus, hiring managers don’t always necessarily want to just kick people who aren’t right for the particular position they applied for to the curb. Just because you aren’t a good fit for one position in a company doesn’t mean you wouldn’t be better suited for one that may be opening up in the future. Hiring managers know this, and generally don’t want to just dissuade people from applying to future jobs because they weren’t the right fit for one.
Not to mention, it strikes me as rather presumptuous that NWO doesn’t consider other qualifications for the position. Given his temperament on here, NWO strikes me as a supervisor who would be very, VERY difficult to work for. Inconsistent, incoherent and raging are not good qualities to have in someone who needs to lead a team, no matter how good you are at whatever the team does.
It’s not just you.
It’s not just you.
Not in owly’s alternate universe.
Maybe Princess NWOslave is a hiring manager… which explains why in his universe they are all colossally fucking stupid.
LOL, I’m glad. Honestly, IF (huge if there) someone had said something to the effect of “something something, government” it’s probably because at least that was potentially less upsetting than “uh, we really need someone in a supervisory position who can like, SUPERVISE, not just rage at people and talk about how 12 year olds in capris are acting like they’re ‘in heat’”
Ostara, it’s not just you, and forget NWO being a supervisor-I wouldn’t want his attitude on a team of mine.
News: 73-year-old woman raped and beaten in Central Park.
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/09/12/woman-73-sexually-assaulted-in-central-park/?hp&gwh=C9A0F0519BFF3AE0FF39F1CEB6E516C8
I wonder if MRAs will blame it on what she was wearing?
Not only that, Freitag, but she appears to have been raped in retaliation for photographing this same man masturbating in the park only 7 days earlier.
I’ve applied for plenty of jobs that said “women and minorities encouraged to apply” and for which I was marginally, if at all, qualified. I’m guessing they chose someone less because of gender and more because of, you know, qualifications.
I went for a job last year which I really wanted and which was a very stereotypically female role - PA to the head of a university department. I was pipped to the post (and I really was pipped - I was the reserve candidate in case the first said no) by a young white male candidate, and the only reason I know that is because one of my friends worked in the department and had given me lots of advice beforehand, including tipping me off about any internal competition - which included this particular guy. She confirmed later that he had got the post. There is absolutely no way they would have told me he’d got the job as, just like the US, in the UK that would break all sorts of laws and regulations.
Did I whine and cry about it? No. Being an internal candidate, provided you’re good at your job, puts you at a significant advantage over everyone else. And by the sounds of this guy, he was really good. An internal candidate is also the safe option in this economic climate, rather than hiring an unknown external person. It’s got to the point where my heart sinks when I hear I’m up against an internal, in fact, cos I know my chances therefore significantly diminish.
I think it’s telling that NWO was the internal candidate for the job he always whines about not getting at his work though. Doesn’t surprise me - if his personality is anything like what he posts online, he’d make an absolutely awful manager, let alone co-worker.
Ponkz, not to mention that out here, at least, a job may be advertised because there’s a requirement for the company/department to do so, even though they have an internal candidate they want to fill it.
Yes, it’s very telling that people who know Owly don’t want to hire him.
Though I have this wonderful image of a hiring manager who’s been exposed to his cretinous bigotry just telling him “you’re a white straight Christian male, dude, of course the feminiazi conspiracy wouldn’t let us hire you” just to mess with his mind. It’d be the sort of thing I’d enjoy doing, though as far as ‘messing with his mind’ goes it’d be a bit late to the party.
On the forum, I told the story of how I was denied healthcare because I was a man. Apparently, only Obamacares about women’s health. He knows where his bread is buttered so he and the rest of the m’ginas in government pander to women with freebies.
The key word in your question is “professional”. It was uncommon, but not unheard of, for misogynist white supremacists to say just exactly that to white male job applicants during the seventies. They also told black people and women that the only reason they were getting the job, or the promotion, was because the boss was making them hire, or promote, a woman or a black person because of affirmative action. The story has, of course, grown in the telling, and now applies to every white male anywhere who ever was turned down for a job.
One of my coworkers scored in the top three of her class at the academy, and I didn’t do too badly either, and yet, and yet, the Captain confided to us that we were both affirmative action hires.
One of my coworkers scored in the top three of her class at the academy, and I didn’t do too badly either, and yet, and yet, the Captain confided to us that we were both affirmative action hires.
Is it weird that when I read “Captain”, I immediately wondered if you were a pirate and that you were referring to some sort of Pirate Academy? Because that would be awesome.
Well it appears the comment section on the article about the 73 year old woman is being fairly well monitored.
… With the exception of some asshole complaining that she isn’t sympathetic enough because in another article she had some pretty choice revenge fantasies she’s so PISSED.
I mean, how dare a woman be angry after being brutalized and raped?
There’s a pirate acadamy?! Where do I sign up?
I thought Star Trek captain. Or maybe Captain Awkward.
They can always be combined! Awkward Space Pirates.
Starfleet Academy! Totally wanted to go there before I found out about Hogwarts.
@thebewilderness, yeah, I see your point. I shouldn’t be surprised there are still super duper unprofessional people out there, hell, I got hung up on by one of them a few weeks ago, a dude who worked for the city yelled at me and then hung up on me and refused to answer any subsequent phone calls from me until I called his supervisor to find out what was going on since he hadn’t told me, which was all I’d wanted and had politely asked for to begin with, FFS.
I just want to say that the romantic artistry of both lowquacks and katz has been immortalized on my silly and parasitic blog.
David is going to ban me for spamming one of these days. Ha.
Did someone say Space Pirates?
Uhura was in the top of her class at Starfleet Academy…
Cloudiah: High five! BTW, I submitted my Paul Ryan story to Hail to the Slash. I’m a bit afraid to read the other stuff on there…
Awkward pirates from outer space, ask, and ye shall receive!
http://rosalarian.com/lesbianpirates/
Whatever, Buttman.
Heh, I was literally just popping over here to suggest you do that. Good to see someone else is a Curmudgeon reader.
I think I’m gonna run a traveller campaign dedicated to lesbian space pirates now.
I so would have gone to a Pirate Academy instead if there had been one on offer.
Some few years later the Captain was offered early retirement, or else, while I became an instructor at that very same academy.
@aworld: I’m running a Star*Drive game using d20 Modern and d20 Future, and all the cheap Alternity supplements available from Amazon. Seriously, like a 64 to 128 page perfect-bound book for $5 if you don’t mind that it’s secondhand. (And considering how irrationally upset I get when I bash in the corner of one of my hardback gaming books, Been Through The Wars is probably a good look for the sake of my nerves.)
It’s pretty fun except I got a player who doesn’t always engage, tends to be unwilling to risk her character on dungeon crawls (I don’t care if it looks like a spaceship, you don’t know what’s on it, there’s an element of risk, and the order you explore the rooms in is open-ended — it’s a dungeon crawl with a plot), and I’m not even sure of what her character can do.
@Hellkell: I love your phrase; you exquisite dipshit. and want to steal it and pet it and use it all over!
Ithiliana, please feel free to give it a good home.
Shade: I’m surprised Owly hasn’t taken that film as an opportunity to go on an OMG JEEWWZZZZ rant (because apparently Jews were involved in the funding/making of it, which sounds like perfect Owlybait).
No, they didn’t. It seems there was a lot of false flagging, meant to make it more offensive. It also seems likely there was no real film, and that the bits which are most offensive were dubbed in.
https://twitter.com/pecunium/status/246240221170130945>About that movie
I want shared custody of
Late to this party, but it needs to be shared. Not that Slavey will ever believe that such leftie, girlie shit as interpersonal interactions could matter.
I was once the note-taker for a termination hearing. The company fired a very skilled, very experienced, very capable man. Everyone agreed that he was brilliant, and respected his abilities tremendously. But. He was such a raging asshole that his supervisor *actually kept a log* of the time he spent dealing with the asshole, and smoothing everyone else’s ruffled feathers. It was over 50% of his office hours.
What I’m hearing from HR types most these days is “We can teach you skills. We can’t teach you attitude.” I’ve sat in interviews with arrogant, entitled assholes (of any sex), who have impressive resumes, and do not get hired. Because they’re arrogant, entitled assholes, who may as well be carrying big signs that say, “If you hire me, you will spend the rest of your career regretting it. I will be in your office every second day, and when I’m not, my co-workers will be in there complaining about me.”
pecunium: Yeah, I had been reading talk of it being completely fake, that’s why I tried to keep to non-definite words (“apparently”). Not that something being a massive fake non-story has ever stopped Owly from believing it’s real though, so..
OT question, or two, really: first, is there a function to search comments rather than thread topics? I’ve seen people pull up quotes from the trolls to remind ‘em of their own words, and I’m sure not thinking anyone’d spend the time going through months’ worth of threads!
The reason I’m asking that is that I’m quite curious about what finally got a certain young MRA with a pseudo-military handle banned from the site. I’ve been reading a lot of old posts (well, old comment threads, rather than the actual posts) and he’s all over the place, in both senses.
“Here we have another example of how a toilet is becoming a completely foreign object to women. Eventually, women will have no idea what a toilet is. We’re going to need litter boxes for women in the future. Women litter will be next to kitty litter in the grocery store.”
This may be one of the worst paragraphs I have ever read in BOTH subject matter and mechanics.
And given the appalling writing of so many of these clowns (Elam, Roissy et al) it has quite some competition!
Sadly, no.
Nor do I recall the exact event that led to said individual’s ban; he’d just gotten into a nasty spiral of “act like a dick, promise to leave, come back and claim he’s changed, act like a dick” and it was copiously clear that him being around was bad for him as well as for everyone else and that he wouldn’t stay away on his own.
I had been reading talk of it being completely fake - Me
I mean, the first time I read about the story there was a.. thing (i’m not sure if it was an actual quote or not) about how the film was “funded by 100 Jews”. That’s like some pinkie-finger-to-corner-of-mouth level shit right there.
(Also, if I quote myself, does the universe explode?)
Thanks, Katz. Yeah, he needed help, not hanging out here in a cycle of anger/self pity and occasional moments of being less awful. Hope he gets away from the MRM and PUA and undoes all that nasty mythology in his head.
Which reminds me of a comment (can’t recall who said it) on one of those threads, wondering why it is that the MRM cling so hard to delusions that only make them more miserable. I guess they’re just so convinced they know Teh Troof and that all attempts to dissuade them are part of the great feminist conspiracy. They’re so entrenched in that delusion that they haven’t the insight even to question whether it’s true, let alone whether it is doing them any good. I think about that sort of thing because I hold beliefs that I certainly can’t prove, and have asked often enough if I’m imagining things, but the answer there is - well, if I am, it’s made me one hell of a lot happier and doesn’t harm anyone else, so I’m content. It just strikes me that if I held a belief like the MRAs do, I’d be looking for anything to undermine it.
Or maybe they just think ‘being a miserable arsehole who hates the world’ is the sum of human happiness. They certainly don’t, on the evidence I’ve seen, know the first thing about simple happiness, let alone deeper feelings like love. The whole concept seems to elude these guys.
All this talk about weird insular little groups and their odd theories about society is oddly apt in that I just finished watching a documentary about the Norwegian black metal scene. (It’s rather good, actually, better than any of the others I’ve seen since this one managed to get all the surviving members of Mayhem and Anders Odden to talk to them - link below.) At least that whole mess imploded when the body count hit 2. It feels like that’s what Elam is aiming for, to be a sort of charismatic leader who can influence others to act on his behalf.
Hopefully the same sort of process will happen where folks like Mr Al look back in 10 or 15 years and wonder what the fuck they were thinking to get involved in the whole thing in the first place.
@The Kittehs’ Unpaid Help
If you know a specific phrase or topic you can use Google to search for it, just search for the phrase and add site:manboobz.com
RE: Katz and the Kittehs’ Unpaid Help
Yeah, I seem to recall it was just him having an intractable cycle and everyone else deciding to ban him for good. (Though he KEPT COMING BACK. Has he still been doing that since I’ve been gone for, like, freaking months?)
Also, I am disappointed in the troll I hadn’t seen before. No staying power, none at all. Tsk tsk.
@LBT
Yep, we’ve had a few more attempts at trolling. Which is particularly sad since it should have been summer vacation time for college students.
LBT, I just read ‘an intractable cycle’ and had this image of somene trying to ride an uncooperative unicycle. Which reminded me of this wonderful photo:
http://tubulocity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Darth-Vader-Playing-The-Bagpipes-While-Riding-A-Unicycle.jpg