Rationalization hamsters … or hamster rationalizations?
So furry, so delicious!
Manosphere dudes, as readers of this blog are well aware, love talking about women and their “rationalization hamsters.” As one douchenozzle defined the term:
The rationalization hamster is an analogy for the thought processes used by women to turn bad behavior and bad decisions into acceptable ones to herself and her friends. When a woman makes a bad decision, the hamster spins in its wheel (the woman’s thinking) and creates some type of acceptable reasons for that bad decision. The crazier the decision, the faster the hamster must spin in order to successfully rationalize away the insanity.
When the hamster rationalizes successfully, a woman can divorce [yeah, I meant to use that verb] herself from the consequences of her bad decision or behavior.
He’s got it backwards. Women don’t have “rationalization hamsters.” They have “hamster rationalizations.”
Example: “I’ll just eat one hamster. It won’t spoil my meal.”
Of course, that’s impossible. Hamsters are like potato chips, only furry and squirmier. Everyone knows you can’t eat just one!
Silly women and their hamster rationalizations! No wonder they’re so fat.
Posted on January 17, 2012, in cuteness, evil women, I am making a joke, misogyny, PUA. Bookmark the permalink. 77 Comments.
It’s true! How do you know, EN?? I do need a shower, but it will have to wait a few more hours because I’m going to be even sweatier.
Whereas non-feminist women, of course, never shower. I’m pretty sure they clean themselves like cats. Is this right, Explore Nature? You seem to be the expert.
The funny thing is, considering how word salad-dy his posts are, I’m not too sure EN really understands the posts. Maybe he tries google translating or something!! I hope he has better luck with good English-Sinhala translation than people do with English-Tamil translations.
HAHAHAHAHA.. you guys have to check this video out on his site!!! http://spiritofnature99.blogspot.com/2011/10/how-feminism-destroys-natural.html. Particularly love the nature of gender!!
The funny thing about “The Private Man… well, there are many funny things about him, but I’ll take ‘em one at a time… is that he’s a champion rationalizer himself. For example, he calls it “flaking” when a woman breaks off contact with him (implying flightiness and irrationality) when the actual reason is probably far more obvious (but the obvious reason reflects badly on him, so…).
@ Shadow
I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen misogyny in PowerPoint form. Wow.
He seems like he’s probably some sort of techie, so my guess is that at some point he got a job in an office where there were scary awful women in TROUSERS, and he’s still recovering from the shock.
This Powerpoint presentation was more informative than EN’s: