Mutant Illuminati whores, oh my!
Illuminati tool?
You can always count on men’s-rightser-turned-conspiracy-maven Henry Makow for sound and sensible commentary on the sexual and social mores of today.
Oh, wait, it’s not Opposite Day. You can count on Henry for loopy misogynist paranoia.
Henry recently took a trip to Toronto, where, he explains,
signs of the elite’s psychological attack on heterosexuals are everywhere. Young females are the main victims.
His evidence for this? He noticed some people fundraising for a program designed to help girls in the Third World. He read about a conference of feminists in Winnipeg. (No, it’s still not opposite day: in his mind these things are terrible for girls.) Oh, and he read about one oddball couple that is raising their kid to be genderless.
All this leads him to conclude, naturally, that the powers that be are trying to make women obsolete. Huh? Let’s let him explain it, because I sure can’t:
WOMEN BECOMING OBSOLETE
If a woman will not accept her husband’s just leadership, she does not love him. …
A woman loves by surrendering power to her husband in exchange for his power (protection) expressed as love. Men want power; women want love. …
Masculinity is defined by power. Power = penis. Empower women and you give them a psychological penis. You neuter them.
Well, damn. That doesn’t sound good. Who exactly is giving women these psychological penises?
By sabotaging their gender identity and their faith in marriage, the Illuminati are transforming females into their sexless worker-drones and amateur whores.
Oh, right. Those guys. Those guys must be really, really busy.
Anyway, back to Henry’s trip to Toronto:
Most of the young women I saw on the street clearly defined their self-worth in terms of sex appeal. …
But they seemed to regard male attention as predatory. They were like amateur streetwalkers who were both too self-enamored and gender-confused to relate to males.
There’s also a chance that these women looked at Mr. Makow and thought, “huh, a weird angry dude old enough to be my father is staring at my tits like they belong to him. I will definitely not be having sex with him.”
Oh, and apparently ol Henry has heard about the Slutwalks:
Yet they will actually demonstrate for the right to behave like sluts without suffering any consequences. Their younger sisters are also being sexualized and look like Brooke Shields in the film Pretty Baby.
Um, THAT’s your cultural reference? Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby? Not, I dunno, the Bratz? And seriously, if you want to reference a 70s movie that creepily sexualizes underage girls, at least be a little original about it: go with Jodie Foster, in Bugsy Malone.
If you’ve never heard of Bugsy Malone, or simply want to remind yourself of its icky weirdness, the trailer below should help.
Ol Henry again:
The Illuminati are turning young women into mutants, unfit for marriage, and unfit for motherhood.
They are fit only to betray themselves and their society as cannon fodder in the New World Order.
Our world is increasingly zany because it is controlled by a Cabalist satanic cult, the Illuminati.
Dude, way to totally sell yourself short. The world is zany because of people like you. And the producers of Bugsy Malone.
Posted on May 27, 2011, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 333 Comments.
Hey one last thing, like homeland security in the airports. Ever wonder why you Guv buildings and such don’t have these security measures? Thats because they use dogs, yup nuttin better than dogs to sniff out them nasty bombs. Yet your treated to radiation and pat downs and basically treated like a criminal. That way ya get used to it.
Shhhh, this is a secret, I don’t want all thos mastermind terrorists to find out. 12 million uneducated mexicans “walked” into this country since 9/11. Luckily they haven’t figured out that you can just walk in.
Thx for the post Dave, but nobody here is gonna learn a damn thing.
NWOslave:
You do realize that institutions like the CIA, FBI, and so on work round the clock to prevent attacks on government buildings from even becoming an issue, right?
And I suppose the terrorist attacks that prompted the new security measures in airports were all set up by the Rothschilds or something for the sole purpose of making people unhappy. Right?
IT’S A TRAP!
Slavey, no one’s disputing that the entire surface of the earth isn’t covered by human settlements. (And traveling across the country by plane and car isn’t necessarily something that one needs to brag about in 2011, just FYI.) The point is, when people talk about overpopulation, they are talking about depletion of natural resources and stress on the environment. Listen: the easiest way I can put this (although considering the audience, it’s still not simple enough) is that the environment is like a water balloon. You push your finger in on one side, and it bulges out on the other side. Get it? You decide to use hydroelectricity instead of coal, and it still affects the earth, albeit in a different way; fish habitats are disturbed, nutrients don’t travel down the entire watershed, etc.
Fresh water is a huge issue, for example. Water districts all over the country — and all over the world — are facing problems. One of the largest aquifers in the country, the Ogallala, which spans from South Dakota to Texas, could be depleted within the next 25 years. The earth above it has literally sunk because of the subsurface water depletion.
And that’s just one issue. You know what would help prevent this fast depletion of the earth’s resources? Fewer people. It doesn’t have anything to do with how much land is visibly empty.
@C.C. Fuss
Aaaaaand [/thread]. Nice work, people.
Honestly NWO, it amazes me how you can be so misguided on so very many issues. Ah well, at least you provide good thread fuel.
Count Orlok from the classic 1922 movie Nosferatu.
This is the last of my vampire series that I have photographs of. I really need to get around to taking more of these, and redoing the ones I have already (the backgrounds really should be whiter). Oh well.
I’m sorry, what? Government buildings don’t have security measures? In what government? Certainly not the US because I can tell you that I’ve been probed and scanned for fairly innocuous meetings many times.
But then again, that means I’ve worked for the government and as such am probably not trustworthy. Plus those ladybits, so feel free to take me apart.
I go to the Federal courthouse in Minneapolis with some regularity. Believe me, you walk through a metal detector.
Was trying to think of appropriate Star Wars quotes, and I just kept thinking of that little robot in the corridor of the Death Star (in the original, when Han and Luke are dressed as stormtroopers marching Chewbacca to the prison section), that trundles along talking to itself until it’s scared away by Chewie. I love that little robot. “Dah dah dada! Dah dah dada! Dada…”
Supposedly, that little robot was a last-minute addition. Some crewmember brought a radio controlled toy car to the set and was fooling around with it, and George decided to dress it up and put it in the movie. Turned out to be one of the best scenes.
Now that I know that the ultimate aim of the feminist movement is the extermination of the human race, I’m quitting and becoming an MRA. You can expect to hear from me under my new nym, Men’s Rights Activist Lance Corporal.
I’ll be Men’s Rights Activist Seaman.
Oh.. wait hold on… too late, my application went through. Shit.
“I think women and seamen don’t mix, sir”
“We all know what you think.”
I call Men’s Rights Major-General. I am the very model of one, afterall.
Men’s Rights Activist Rear Admiral, here.
I could have sworn I just posted this comment, but it seems to have vanished. Anyway:
Spear, those pics are fantastic!
By coincidence, I have been watching a bunch of lesbian vampire movies over the last week or so, all inspired (loosely) by the Carmilla story. The best of the bunch: The Blood-Spattered Bride, a Spanish film (dubbed awkwardly in English) from the early 70s.
Hmm. Men’s Rights Major Major Major?
Oh, and now that I’m an MRA, I hate fat chicks.
Also, too, hypergamy.
I’ll have to be Mrs. Corporal Men’s Rights Activist. *sigh*
Bunch of fucking amateurs.
I would like to thank Dave for providing us with this topic, which gave us one of the most entertaining threads in recent memory. I’d also like to make a motion that henceforth Friday be “Conspiracy Day”-one day a week to let NWO run hog wild and make a complete ass of himself. The rest of the week, he’ll have to settle for being an incomplete ass.
In the bright, shining MRA future, women will no longer spit on me, because all men will be issued with spit-proof hazmat suits.
Wow, this was one amazing thread. Spearhafoc, you’re absolutely amazing. Both for those drawings as well as giving me by far the most laughs out of this. Kirbywarp, ithiliana, and Lady Victoria, i admire your doggedness in actually arguing. Ami, I’m sorry I was ever put of by your smilies, you are likewise awesome. Holly, I hope your feminist conspiracy meeting when well.
Anyone else I didn’t name, you are also awesome. I love you all.
Oh, and NWOSlave: You should try comedy, you’d be great. Don’t worry when people start laughing at things that aren’t jokes, though. Just go with it.
I did not know that. Neat!
Ha. What you new MRA recruits failed to realise is that we fymynymymynysts have also taken over the men’s rights movement. You must now accept my orders!
Muahahahahaha….
This is why I read Manboobz. Good posts and even greater discussion (most of the time).
But, but, if you’re MRAs then I have to obey you but if you’re feminists I have to disobey you but if you’re MRAs I have to obey you but if you’re feminists I have to disobey you -
ILLOGICAL ILLOGICAL NORMAN COORDINATE ……………………………….
*evil cackle* And now you see why the MRAs are so incoherent - we have destroyed their reasoning faculties with paradoxes!
As fymynymynists, we are of course impervious to logical argument and hence immune to the effects of the paradoxes we generate and unleash…
While you all decide to be assimilated into the MRA fold, I shall take my twisted and decadent pleasures with the hypergamous women you are leaving with fewer opportunities to slake the insatiable lusts.
You’ve got it all wrong, Pec. Women hate sex. That’s why we have to trick them into fucking us, or bribe them with dinner and a movie.
AND popcorn!! Don’t forget the popcorn!!
Seconding Bee’s information on how theo verpopulation problem is not just sheer math (i.e. number of people), but resources consumed (experimenting the command this time):
http://serc.carleton.edu/quantskills/methods/quantlit/popgrowth.html
Essential Concepts
There are 5 main concepts that our students struggle with when learning about population growth and the relationship of population to geological resource use:
overpopulation is a leading environmental problem,
exponential population growth and development leads to faster depletion of resources,
population grows exponentially,
why population prediction is difficult,
population is not evenly distributed throughout the world.
The U.S. and other industrialized countries have sucked up the vast majority of the world’s resources (and I would not be surprised to see armed conflicts over potable water before I die), and those resources are not infinite.
But deforestation overconsumption of resources has been happening for centuries-human beings seem to be a greedy species.
NWO, given the very low opinion you seem to have of so much of humanity (us silly people all taken in by the bankers), why do you care if we’re going down in flames?
Vampires: I taught a vampire (creative writing class) this past semester-it was amazing (we started with Sheridan and Le Fanu’s vampires and ended up with Octavia Butler’s Fledgling (one of only two vampire novels I know about with Black women as the protagonists vampires-the other being Jewelle Gomez’s Gilda).
Had one bad night when I had to tamp down the conflict between the Twilight lovers and the Twilight haters.
> Ever wonder why you Guv buildings and such don’t have these security measures?
No, for the same reason that I don’t wonder why the sky is plaid.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to leave my cellphone in the car so they won’t confiscate it before I go through the metal detector at the entrance to my county courthouse.
Hmm, it looks like its about time for us fymynysts to militarize as well! Cook up a war so that everyone will be distracted from our secret takeover of the MRM. I mean… DISTRACTION (Sorry spearhafoc…)
(bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum)
I am the very model of a Feminism General,
I’ve information vegetable, animal and mineral.
I know our queen Andrea and can fight the pornos horrible,
From amateur to lesbian, they all are quite deplorable.
I’m very well aquainted too with keeping men held down-able,
I’ve got my sharpened stilleto to stomp men to the ground-able
And if they protest, well, I’ll simply yell out “he is raping me!”
(… hrmm.. raping me, raping me, raping me… Ah! Got it!)
And he’ll be thrown in prison just as long as he’s not taping me!
Wonder Woman, Illuminati, vampires, Gargoyles, holocaust deniers as sources, Futurama, Star Trek and Star Wars references…
This deserves a nomination for best thread ever.
Well I certainly can’t disagree that the vast majority of western women today are “unfit for marriage, and unfit for motherhood”. Regardless of who instigated it, feminist ideals obviously don’t work in the real world, leading to hostility between the sexes and a whole host of social and economic issues.
Sorry all, I have to do just one more. This is way too much fun. Here are the MGTOWers (sung to When the Foeman Bares his Steel)
(bum bum bum bum bum bum bum)
When the woman bares her chest (tarantara tarantara)
We’re uncomftrable at best (tarantaraaaa)
And we find the wisest thing (tarantara tarantara)
Is to mock them as we sing “Tarantaraaaa!”
For when threatened with divorce (tarantara tarantara)
Taking money from you forced (tarantaraaaa)
There is nothing they can say if we all go our own way, if we all go our own waay!! (tarantara tarantara)
Oh God. Ok, international studies major here: the Council on Foreign Relations is *not* a government department. They’re a fucking think tank. They produce research and policy analyses. But it’s a private group. See, aren’t facts cool?
Sorry, NWO. But Mulder did it better.
@Nobby Awww ty!
Sarah,
You mean NWOslave was wrong about something? Heaven forefend!
Worse yet, he was wrong on the internet! That just can’t be!
Imagine for a minute all the time NWO had to spend to amass his impressive store of “knowledge.” It’s really kind of sad to think about-a life devoted to completely misunderstanding the way the world works. I mean, everyone has a few wrongheaded notions, but few are so consistently wrong about everything as our Slavey.
Yeah, Johnny Pez, I seem to devote an increasing large portion of my spare time to correcting people who are wrong on the internet. It’s a thankless and often pointless job, but someone has to do it, right?
Aww man.. were my re-imaginings of pirates of panzanz out of line? They seem to have gone away..
And when not spouting his Illuminati conspiracy theories, ole Henry is wringing his hands over The Dying Art of Femininity
Yes, femininity, as with masculinity, is an art form, not an innate expression. As Henry states, “Femininity and masculinity are an art like playing the piano. They must be learned. We have to know the basics before we can improvise.” And yet several paragraphs beneath, he THEN tells us that, “Men and women are the victims of a cruel hoax. They are taught that sexual differences are “socially conditioned.” Ironically this lie is the actual “social conditioning”. Sexual differences are inborn. For example, males have ten times the level of testosterone as women, and this determines their willingness to take risks, etc. Sex roles express natural differences and form the spice of life.” Ah, so sex roles, which must be learned (as he pointed out previously) arise naturally from our sex differences. Would somebody please make up his mind for him.
And how about THIS completely out of touch gem:
“The world suffers the loss of feminine spiritual qualities: trust, modesty, grace, innocence, serenity, tenderness, patience and love. This is behind the male obsession with pornographic sex. Men unconsciously seek femininity and love to balance them. The restless masculine spirit seeks a calm harbor.”
Huh? Bet you see a lot of THOSE feminine spiritual qualities while they’re aiming towards the eventual money shot!
Children not being conceived to parents that don’t want them=good
Might even help with starvation/standard of living.
I could see how based on one’s ideology they could see abortion as bad. My problem is these same groups usually don’t care about the children after they are born, which of course goes back to the starvation and standard of living.
As far as population decline/overpopulation. If there really is a population decline, the resolution is not forcing women to give birth repeatedly against their will until it potentially kills them.(Childbirth gets more dangerous the more times you do it.)
The solution is helping those that want children, but cannot afford them to have them. You can also help those that can’t because of medical reasons have them. If there really is overpopulation, the solution is helping those that don’t want children not have them through available contraception.
The only unreasonable side I see are the forced birthers trying to keep people from getting contraception.
If you get married so your wife can repeatedly give birth until she dies, then do so again with another young woman, is that male hypergamy? Is that why MRA’s don’t like contraception? She can’t leave you with the kids if she’s dead and you get a new young hot wife, amirite?
Kirby reworked some songs and somehow they got caught by the spam filter, but they’re up now!
Pam, nice! I think we should make a rule that men cannot opine about femininity unless they are at that very moment wearing a dress and heels.
And don’t forget the girdle or corset!
Oh yes, ole Henry is a treasure trove of inanity. No wonder he had A Long Way to Go for A Date
And a maxi-pad!
LOL!!
6,775,235,700 That is far too few people, obviously. What we need is more, at least double. 13,550,471,400 is the absolute minimum number of humans we need before the earth is crowded enough to get us to be able to convince the government to build us a moon colony like a 70s space opera. What sort of world would it be if we decreased world population by half and only had 3,387,617,850 people? One with not enough misery and resource depletion to justify settling in space, that’s what kind.
What sort of world would it be if we decreased world population by half and only had 3,387,617,850 people?
It would be an awful lot like our world in 1965. I leave it to others to decide whether that is a good thing.
I havent read the whole thread yet but I must say that my power doesnt come from a psychological penis, my power comes from my quite real but enourmous breasts. I normally only use this power for good.
Back to reading.
Why is it that every time I see “psychological penis” I imagine it’s on the same album as “Lesbian Seagull?”
Actually, I just start imagining the lyrics to “Lesbian Seagull” with the words “psychological penis” instead.
“Come with me
Psychological Penis”
It would get a little confusing around the parts where it goes on and on about birds, but otherwise …